I work in a small office, there are 25 of us.  We are in a big open room with a bunch of desks in it.  Nothing is ever more than 25 paces away.  But we still have an office runner in our midst.  By runner, I don't mean a drug dealer, I don't mean someone who fetches office supplies, I mean someone who physically RUNS in the office.  

I am not a fan of office runners, there are very few reasons someone should ever need to run in a business office: to escape fire, to procure leftover donuts from a meeting and to avoid crapping ones pants.



2 Responses to “Running At Work”  

  1. 1 Keltie

    I love that donuts is one your reasons to run.

  2. 2 Jeff

    I can think of a few more reasons: boredom, pants falling down, saving time, and trying to spray bottle a dog that barks too often.


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