I went to see No Doubt last night with five friends. The show was AMAZING. A few things I loved and learned:

1 – Gwen Stefani’s abs. Two kids, and her stomach is like a washboard. How does that happen?

2 – Telling someone they have meth face is never not funny.  (Not you Gwen, you have angelitis of the face)

3 – I should ditch stand-up and start a band. I think I can make a lot more money that way- 22,000 attendees at at least $50 a pop? Dave K and I decided we’re going to start one and call it, “Some Doubt”. Makes sense, right?

4 – Performance-wise, having genuine fun on stage and including the audience whenever possible is a universal rule-of-thumb.

5 – Shoreline Ampitheater can suck it with their horrid parking. I was considering going to Rock the Bells but won’t go knowing what I know now.

6 – Knock knock jokes about hurricanes are divisive by nature.

7 – When you are a drummer for No Doubt you can perform in your underpants.  Fun!

8 – Lady rappers rhyming about cunnilingus is as entertaining as it is informational.