UPDATED AGAIN: A Tender Bryson Family Email Exchange

01Aug09

Updated: see most recent communication below.

My Dad and sister are trying to make a trip to San Francisco so that we can spend some quality time just “us kids and the old man” stylee.  Check out the warm email exchange as we work to plan a visit that is sure to delight.

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Dad:

Girls I am planning to “blow this scene”on the 17th.  Stop in “TO” for two days,then head on for cuckooland! Question: let me know if this works—especially you Sheila.  Oh yes,will be headed back on the 24th to bluenoseland.

Gone,love,the old fart!

Me:

Do it!!!!  That is a long time to deal with you but I can handle it!

Sis, are you going to be able to make it?  That would be AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!

Dad:

Christ I am only going to be there for 4 days—get a life!!

Go tell the “trannies” I’ll be com’n over for a dance!

This afternoon I play in a concert. We are playing some real swingers; Hello Dolly, Somewhere Over the Rainbow followed by, I Got Laid in Sausalito, that is the “flip side”of I Left my Heart in San Francisco.

Gone,Love you both–the Old Fart!!

My Sister:

Can you two morons tell me the actual dates?

Dad:

Carolyn get with the program.
Sheila, I am working on jokes suitable for SFO–here goes! Wadda you call a milkman in high heels—the Dairy Queen!!!
I am now leaving for bed to shack up with the Economist!
Love from the “old fart”
My Sister:
okay you two arseholes, I’m coming!!  I think I have enough points on my airmiles.  I’m busy painting a huge mural on Marine drive during SeaFestival this weekend, but will book tomorrow.

Glad to see that after finding Jesus dad, you’ve lost him again.
Some rules about the Father and Girls Reunion…
1. The two of you cannot stay plastered all weekend and me hauling you out of bars.
2. Dad, no trying to blend with the trannies, we know you secretly want to be one, but get over it – you are 71, it’s too late.
3. No mocking me!!
4. Anyone gets hauled off to jail the other two are responsible for bail – but they get to take pictures first and post on the internet!!
5. What happens in San Fran gets posted world wide!! None of this stays in san Fran bull shit!!


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  1. 1 loop on December 9, 2009 said:

    Thx for your time

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