I have lived in the US for close to 8 years, and feel that I have observed enough to identify the main ways that Americans are different from Canadians.

Americans:

1) Like sports I hate

2) Drink and drive a LOT.  In fact I wonder if they have Mother’s FOR Drunk Driving here…  It’s true though, you guys do it a lot more than we do in Canadaland.

3) Think that Krispy Kreme invented donuts (and that Krispy Kremes are good donuts, yick!)

4) Have never met a buffet they didn’t love.