especially when they watch a lot of stand-up and think that they know everything about it even when they have never gotten on the mic themselves. And when a woman has been successful doing it, they get bitter. Hey a-holes, don’t get crusty at me because I have the balls to do something you don’t. That is [...]

Performed in San Jose last night, at The Britannia Arms. Liked: -Dude who took his pants off on stage -The Fish and Chips -The women on the lineup, really solid writers -20 oz Bud Lites -Mr. Walker’s hat -Handsome comics -Seeing Tyler Hinz, delightful on stage and off -Pete Munoz’s brother’s glasses Didn’t Like -Dude who took [...]

My Dad comes from a long line of drunken fishermen. One of them was named Bub who had a pet parrot that he won in a poker game with pirates. He also had a pet fox named Prince Charles who lived in a dog house in his backyard. Pretty sure he’s the reason I like [...]

1 ) The first time I ever had Mountain Dew was at my Uncle Steve’s bar in Kansas. He no longer owns it, but my love of the beverage lives on. 2 ) I was once engaged to be married. To a man. 3 ) I have been watching the Young & The Restless since I [...]

I haven’t done one of these in a while but I think it’s about time I’m ready for this week to be over and am glad that I’m getting back on stage it took me forever to get to work today last night was awesome I went to fresh choice and got to have some [...]

Things I may or may not have done, I will let you guess: -Gotten a really restful night of sleep -Pushed a Brazilian guy at 8 a.m. in a Casino (it was in defense of a friend!) -Had a shot of Patron at 10 a.m. -A ton of writing -Eaten sushi -Stayed up all night [...]

It’s annoying enough when the people you work with are CONSTANTLY using their kids as an excuse to get off early.  “I have a childcare emergency!”  COME ON!  I’m sure it’s often true, but the bitch of it is that you can’t call someone on a kid excuse.  It’s just not done. Now that I’m 33 [...]

The other day I went to the mall, specifically to go to Torrid.  Torrid is basically plus-sized Hot Topic, which probably sounds like a really bad idea, but I love it.  Amongst friends I refer to it as “the slutty fat girl’s store”.   It’s a joke, relax people. What dawned on me was that plus-sized [...]